Mega trivia [N + M] with commentaries. Part 1

 questionnaire:

• The best dancer:  Klaus  // Bäahal
• Best cook: Dean // Sara [He doesn't have the largest repertoire (that's Klaus, again). But damn does he take pride in what he cooks for Oya. And it's fucking good food. Hence: the best cook. His girl gets good food, damn it!]
• Sweetest tooth: Dean // Bäahal That would be Baahal.  That was perhaps the only moment of peace and beauty she had. When she got to eat sweet desserts 🥹 if Jaime gave her something sweet, she would swoon!]
• Biggest simp: Homelander // Elpis [
• He fronts as the dominant and unaffected, but that's just a show. He would do anything for Sara. She truly can do no wrong in his eyes.]
• Most likely to self-sabotage his relationship: Klaus // Nëela [Yes!!!!! I was about to say Nëela too. It would have been Mary before she claimed her feelings but Nëela is the weaker link here. She’s convinced that her curse makes her unlovable and that people would betray and abandon her. Klaus is the one who actually doesn’t follow the script here 😮 she would be so honest with him that he would know her emotions. She won’t hide it. But she won’t actively try to sabotage //These two will have a tough go of it sometimes. Klaus pushes her away to prove she will leave. Nëela with her insecurity. But I believe in them]
• Who has the best sense of humor: Jaime // Bäahal
• Who gives the best massages? And I am talking about relaxing massages: Dean // Mary
• Who is the best cuddler?: Homelander // Mary [Honelander. A very tight, clingy cuddler. I can't see Sara hating that. //But the best cuddler would be Mary ❤️ it’s just this warmth about her you know? The type where you feel safe in her arms. Nothing can happen to you. ]
• Who is the cheesiest?  // most romantic: Dean // Oya [Doya are the cheesiest]
• Who is the most likely to not enjoy being away from the other? (Say, work or duties force them apart? Not a breakup but a necessary  short-lived separation?): Homelander // Sara Homelander is so co-dependent and needy. He would hate it. He wants to be near his girl. He wants her close. //Curiously I would say Sara. She’s co-dependent on Homie. So she has to see him very often. ]
• Who is the less self-conscious: Pride // Elpis 
• Who is the most self-conscious: Jaime // Mary Curiously it’s Mary. She’s from a time that wasn’t kind to her. Not only is she not lily white, but she also has curves that won’t quit at all. And she’s been made to think she wasn’t beautiful. Plump lips? Brown skin? Big ol titties and a fat ass and thick thighs! Nah she was seen as a disaster. By many. Or a novelty to lust after by others. //Self-conscious of his past, and the hate against him and his family. Self-conscious of his stump, losing his good hand. Being a cripple, and not as good a fighter as he once was.. He's very aware of it all. Self-conscious and aware of how it reflects on Baahal as well. He knows he is viewed poorly.]
• Who is the most territorial?: Tommy // Elpis  [The difference that tips it in his favor? He would never let someone look at his woman. Pride would let them look. Tease them before killing them.  Tom will kill them just for thinking about looking at Mary. He would not ever let someone else touch her. She is his, no one else's]
• Who is the best charmer? (Smooth talker, rizz master, Casanova… maestro of words):  Jaime // Mary (hint: Bad Mary)
• Who is the one who gets off the most by thinking of the other? Or in other words, who can’t help but jerk off when thinking of the other? Or at least daydream about it.: Homelander // Bäahal [ Our princess, our beloved princess has been severely yearning for Jaime. At first, it was his presence. Just be in the same place. Then to hear and talk to him. Then to kiss him. Then to cuddle him. She daydreamed a lot about being able to hold his arm, his hand, and have any form of contact possible. She then realized she was yearning for his soul. As soon as she admitted to herself that she was in love, her heart started to beat for him and him only. But We are talking about someone who knows what unwanted contact is.  What being forced to share space, skin, and everything in between with someone you hate feels like. She had most of her life known repulsion disgust and pain. He Came along and little by little, she discovered a world where attraction, appreciation, and pleasure existed.  Came that night, where, after a pent-up tension needed release she thought she could masturbate it away.  Before Jaime it was mechanical. Purely mechanical.  No fantasy or peculiar need or ideas. Just the body goes brr when you push and pinch! That night. She started to imagine Jaime’s lips on her, from her memories of his kisses. His hands, his arms, his chest… from the night they slept next to each other. It sent shivers down her spine and made her curl her toes. Made her curious about him. About sex with him. She replaced her hand with his in her mind. Imagined his cock. How it could feel. How it would look or taste. She had an orgasm with her first fantasy involving a man. That night. It was a shock and a revelation and it wasn’t enough. She went to his room and by god she would have fucked him there if he had opened it.  But their first night ( morning) together went beyond that fantasy It was so good, so damn good that she wants more of it. More now. More tomorrow. Him fucking her. Him making her cum. Him cumming for her. She’s now imagining all the ways she wants to feel him, his fingers, his mouth his teeth… she wants to devour him and to let him make a mess off of her. And it’s constantly. She wants to moan his name, make sure he feels good, see his face turn red, and change because of pleasure. She wants to see it on his face just because! Before she had to watch these men to learn how they liked it so it could be done faster. But with Jaime, it unifies mind body, and soul They are one. And they feel good and she’s so damn Jaime dick-whipped that she wants more of it  //  That is very good reasoning. I think even Sara has to admit. She doesn't have to worry, Homie knows that she thinks of him too.  But Baahal's reasoning is super solid here. The boys... God, well you know they are all turned on by their girls. They all think of them.  This definitely isn't a case of who does or doesn't. It's just a matter of /most/. Still a tough, tough call...  am going to give Sara some vindication here and go with Homie on this one.  Our boy is well and truly addicted to that woman. When you asked the question I agreed with Sara, that this really is a HUG question.  Your Baahal answer surprised me. I get it 100% and I agree with it.  But for my boys, Homelander is it for this one. He just needs her the most. Thinks of her constantly. He's the most dependent on his partner and I am recognizing that here. Most powerful man in the world, and his baby girl has him wrapped around her finger.
• Who is the most likely to make the other cry?  (A mean comment, a breakup, a sacrifice …)  willingly. (And you guessed it the second one is unwilling): Dean // Oya (sacrificial lambs) but strong contenders are Klasma: if we are not looking at death here, I would say Nëela. Her words can cut deep. Really deep. And in an angry fit, she would dish out awful words to Klaus. // Also ditto for Klaus. On the willing side. He will act like a jerk, and try to push her away.  Make her cry. He has a razor-sharp tongue when he gets going.]
• Unwillingly: Tom (being distant) // Bäahal (when she cries)
• Who is the most physically sensitive: Klaus // Nëela : [touch-deprived // vampirism] [She’s been touch-deprived so any touch feels even more intense now. She has sensitive skin so a lick, a kiss, a bite… she feels deeply. 800 years without a gentle touch can turn Her into a puddle of nerves with just a stroke. Only anger can overcome these sensations//  vampirism makes him extra sensitive to touch. But he also is someone who does not let himself be touched often. When he does, it is... significant.  He really feels it. It means something.
• “Who is the best French kisser?” : Jaime // Sara [ 1) she is not shy at all. She doesn’t hold back. She doesn’t mind being messy as long as she can feel it. She loves French kisses and every scene we wrote with homie had at least one hot French kiss. The one he gave her where he devoured her? Oh, man 🥵 2) she’s probably the one who needs these types of kisses. Specifically in our writings. Haven’t written them kissing in a non-sew scene but even these would have the occasional make out. Where she would take her time. The thing with Sara is that since she is more open to certain things, she can add that sweet milk fetish in there to crank it up to 11.  But in essence, she explores and she has a thing for French kisses. If it wasn’t for her, I would have picked modern JB because these two are liquid fire! Hot damn!!!!!’ // You read my mind a little bit. I pick Jaime. That club scene comes to mind. Jaime and his silver tongue. He knows what he is doing. Modern or regular. The "old lion" still has a few moves. And he is one hell of a kisser.]
• Who is the fastest to forgive after an argument: Homelander // Mary [Mary. She understands where Tom is coming from and how he operates.  She knows he’s traumatized and hurt and she will never shut the door completely on him when they are arguing. She doesn’t hold grudges and would always try to warm things up between the two of them. //Homelander. Now mind you, this only pertains to Sara. When it comes to other people, he can hold grudges forever. But Sara knows just how to talk to him to calm him down, how to manipulate a situation, and turn things around. We saw it when he started getting worked up about the clothes. He is bound to start getting worked up at times, but Sara has a unique ability to either calm him back down or redirect his anger so it is at someone else. He won't ever be mad at Sara for long.]
• who takes the longest to forgive? : Pride // Nëela [When hurt, it takes a lot of time for her to heal. Elijah hurt her and she would have a hard time forgiving him for using her and treating her like a tool rather than a friend.  If Klaus genuinely hurts her, she would make a step forward to him but she’s going to drop hints about how upset she is still. //Pride. He remembers slights forever. And he will never let anything go until it has been sufficiently made up to him. He will make a point of being apologized to like he is right now.]
• I want to know, who will most likely look forward to receiving a gesture of affection? Homelander // Nëela 
• Who is the most likely to fear a breakup? I mean, they all at some point but is there one who dreads losing the other the most?: Dean // Sara Dean. Dean is so afraid of losing Oya. So afraid that she would leave like everyone else has left him. He would be the one to dread this the most. //She had chosen to not care about love anyway because who cares about Sara, right? She had chosen to keep her heart safe but then homie came along and she fell for him. So hard that she gave him her heart. So hard that she is scared to be dumped because of something she did. Something she said. She has someone who cares for Sara again and she doesn’t want to lose it, to lose him because she cares for him too.]
• Who is the most likely to openly masturbate in front of the other?  Homelander // Sara [ Homelander. When he starts getting worked up, he won't hesitate to grab himself and start relieving some of that mmm... tension. He's not shy. //Sara does the same. She doesn’t hesitate to spread her legs and rub herself. She wouldn’t hesitate to finger herself and moan his name because she wanted to.]
• And who is the one who likes to do it because their partner asked for it?: Jaime // Bäahal 
• Because their partner asked for it... 
• I would say Jaime would get the most turned on if Baahal asked him to do it if she asked to see him. He knows it's a big deal for her, to want to see his pleasure. And to see it turning her on, it would turn him on too. //She is turned on by the idea of sharing her pleasure with Jaime. She loves to see the way he looks at her when she does. She loves the idea of making him rock hard because she is rubbing herself.]
• Who is the most independent of their partner? You know, are good with their alone time, and can handle being apart the best, possibly for longer periods.: Dean // Oya [hunters, they trust each other, they know they'll meet again later down the road]
• Who is the most willing to apologize when they make a mistake / hurt the other?:  Jaime // Mary [Jaime can acknowledge when he is in the wrong and apologize // I thought you might say, Mary.  I know Asma will apologize, but she's also one to take longer to recover and forgive after a fight.  However, that doesn't mean she won't be the most willing to apologize if she knows she's in the wrong. I just see Mary as more of a peacekeeper at times. More willing to forgive and move on. I see Klaus and Asma as having more confrontations before that happens.]
• Mhhh who would be the most willing to make a spa day for the other? Run them a bath? Pamper them when they need some rest? Dean // Mary [ It is so up his alley to do that for her. Run her a bath. Cook her a meal, and set out a nice big fuzzy robe to get into. He loves her too.  He'd light all these fancy candles around around bunker, make it all nice for her. // Mary is nurturing and she does care for Charlie. He fell asleep on her so many times. She reads him stories, brushes his hair, sings to him and she does the same and more for Tommy.]